Black Indian Company

British east India company came to India as traders and then gradually India became part of British empire for two centuries. They did all sort of trade, they taught us to grow Opium, use Rifles, speak read and write English, better way of governance. They taught, otherwise rich Indians to work as clerk for small money. We learned it all, we learned it hard.

In 200 years the lessons our ancestors learned were passed to next generations and so on. When India entered 21st centaury, we already had an army of 40 million young clerks, well armed with English, trained in latest technology, governed by cheapest yet best managers. This army won't even mind if cartridges are greased with animal fat or whatever as long as printer works fine with them, thus no problem of mutiny. They don't mind wearing shirts from Prada, Guess, Gucci or Tommy Hilfiger. They take pride in owning a Rado watch, driving a Merc., flashing their imported cameras. Now all they want is to continue serving to the Queen, no matter if service is to be done on their land or from back in India.

Arrr!, but what is her Highness afraid of? Coup by Indian merchants, opps! Indian clerks, wearing tie, speaking their language, and trying to help them in their daily choir, making their lives smooth!

Alas! Her highness issued a law that Indians from Black Indian companies can be sued if the try to replace (or displace?) their people at work. But my Highness! aren't they just trying to be loyal to you and your people, even after half a century of freedom. They are willing to serve you at lower wages then anyone else, and they will let your kids play football, watch cricket, take break from university for a year or forever and relax, just relax.

Its assured, they wont bother you by sending raw materials to your country and make your people take pain of processing them, market them. They will do that for you, and fill your stores with whatever label you want Prada, Guess, Gucci.

My Highness, 40 million of your slaves are looking up to you, to help your people to make your life simpler and easier. Let them work for you, and let your people rest, but if you still you want to sue these Indians, did I tell you about the lawyer firm working in Mumbai. They have immense experience in suing Indian companies, and they are doing it at dirt cheap prices!